Clark the Nark
Clark you’re a nark nark clark
Nark, you little Clarky Nark
Clark, I met you at the park
And you walked that dog and your dog went bark
Clark your’e a nark nark clark
Clark, it’s getting real dark
Clark, you made that face and it was stark
Clark, your’e a lark lark clark, Clark!
Guitar break
Clark, your mom made us sandwiches
Clark, but I don’t like mayonnaise.
Clark, you gave me that gaze.
Clark, those were the good ol days
Clark, your’e a nark nark Clark.
Clark, we met at the park.
You had a little dog and the dog go bark.
Clark, your’e such a nark nark Clark.
Instrumental
At the dance I took a chance
With a girl that I really fancied.
Then you came in and made me look stupid
Because you also liked that girl. You also fancied her.
And Clark I will never forgive you man.
Clark, this girl was in my plans.
Clark, you think you got game but you struck out too. Clark, you little ..
Clark, your’e a nark nark Clark.
Clark, we met at the park.
You had a little dog and the dog go bark.
Clark, your’e such a nark nark Clark.